Guys, I'd like to talk to you about something serious that I've fallen victim to, and I want to keep you safe from. It's sort of an addiction problem that can sneak up on you unexpectedly and tear your life in two. It causes public outbursts, it causes you to lose sense of who you are and go into a hungry, angry rage every time you can't find what you're looking for. In advance, I want to apologize to everyone who's been affected by this problem I have.

What I'm talking about, of course, is Quaker Baked Cheddar Snack Mix.
This is the most delicious shit you'll ever wrap your mouth around. Once you've had it, you can't stop craving it. Every moment you think about the cheddar-drenched goodness that is the snack mix. The chewy bits of sugary-sweet quaker cereals that start off sugary and end with a cheesy kick. The pretzels, so coated in thick, rich, delicious cheese powder that you'd hold your own family hostage for some of them. This stuff makes you tear the shit out of a Wawa in a furious rage at 1pm when you've run out and want more and they hid it. Hid it next to that fucking doritos snack mix which might as well be called 'shit mix' because it's awful! Fucking terrible! They're disrespecting both me and the quaker dude by putting them together I swear to god I will KILL them.

Don't start, guys. Once you do, you can't stop.