The short story is that last night,  the cops showed up at Topher's place. While he was in suit. Well, his head was off.

The cop stared at him for like ten minutes and then asked why on earth he was dressed like that.

I'll recount the whole story in gory detail later but truly it was a sight to be seen. The look on the cop's face. I can't... I can only describe it as:

D:/

And you have to accompany it in your mind with him muttering, "...i became a pig for -this-?"