Again, neither shalt thou eat the hyena; thou shalt not, saith He, become an adulterer or a fornicator, neither shalt thou resemble such persons. Why so? Because this animal changeth its nature year by year, and becometh at one time male and at another female. (10:6-7)

Just thought that might inspire you a bit today.

P.S. the world is totally working its hardest to entertain me today. Case-in-point, woman claiming to be the reincarnation of the world's largest hat sues Hugh Hefner for being a pedophile and, uh, something else.

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I then told my parents let them take everything away, and when I got old enough to understand what was going on I will get everything that was stolen back from the pedifile organization like property, parcels, lots to a car lot, a gas station and Getty oil wells, just the mineral rights. See being a hat I'm suppose to eat, God just made sure that I'm able to say even a morphidite's pussy. TO some this is scary. But if you haven't gotten molested it's not like everyone dosent want to touch you or molest you,or even be a pedifile, even at 13yrs.